Lady Bug Dazzles Her Fans   2 comments

Lady Bugga’s surprise appearance at the local Forest Floor Deli created an unprecedented flurry of wingbeats yesterday afternoon.  Our favorite diva, her baby bump all but gone, was uncharacteristically abuzz about the “marvel of motherhood” and her new cluster of l4 “gorgeous and picture-perfect” eggs, which she laid only five days ago in the nearby arboretum.  “It’s where both my mother and my grandmother were hatched.  We love the verdant atmosphere there, and  . . . well . . . it’s just such an uplifting tradition.” After dabbing at her eyes and swallowing her last bite of marinated aphid-and-mite salad, she added, “I have no idea where I’ll be emotionally when my babies hatch, but right now I feel fantastic!”

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And indeed, this self-made diva truly shines.  Known for her quiet elegance and beguiling voice, Lady Bugga first came to prominence when she was named one of the 50 Most Beautiful Larvae in 2012, just three weeks prior to her stellar metamorphosis as a singer-songwriter. Since then, Lady-B has re-defined high fashion with her high necklines and moderate polka-dot embellishments, showing women of all ages how to avoid the fickle fads around waistlines and up-do’s while simultaneously glowing with the simplicity of natural glamour.

When we asked Ms. Bugga how she lost the baby-weight so quickly, she tilted her lovely head downward and admitted with a humble antenna twitch that she’d mainly battled the discomforts of water retention.  But to our delight, she grinned and poked out a slender ankle for our cameras, admitting that “low-salt, low-fat aphids and daily stem-climbing workouts” have resolved the problem. True to form, she offered up a rhetorical question: “Is it genetic heritage, hard work, or the fresh breeze of good luck that decides our destiny? I will never know. But I do know that it’s my fans who nourish my spirit—and I’ll be forever grateful to them.”

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Lady Bugga goes glam on the yellow carpet

Then with a whir, Lady Bugga winged her way west to the arboretum, eager to meet with her husband to consult their long list of favorite baby names.  We, along with her fans, now patiently await her upcoming appearance on Celebrity Channel’s “Force of Nature”, scheduled to air early next week. Until then,

Be Fearless and Fly*!

*Slogan for Lady Bugga’s Coming of Age nonprofit for late-molting larvae of all species, for all time.

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Posted April 9, 2013 by pjsisson in Uncategorized

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2 responses to “Lady Bug Dazzles Her Fans

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  1. Hilarious and very clever! I am now a fan of Lady-B and your beautiful blog. I look forward to more divas and stars of nature!

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